Fluff & Tuff Albert the Monkey – The Long-Limbed Trickster

“High in the canopy of Blackie’s Backyard swings the elusive Albert the Monkey — a 15-inch primate of great agility and greater mischief. With legs and tail longer than common sense, Albert is perfectly adapted for wild tossing, tugging, and the occasional mid-air interception by domestic canines.

Though his playful grin suggests softness, Albert’s double-stitched hide and hidden mesh sinew mark him as a survivor, capable of withstanding tug battles and fetch expeditions alike. And when the chaos fades, Albert proves equally skilled at lounging, his squeaker voice carrying faintly like jungle chatter.

Capture Albert for your household expedition before he swings out of sight into legend.”

Species Notes:

• Length: 15 inches from crown to tail.

• Weight: Light enough for aerial throws, sturdy enough for capture.

• Habitat: Sofas, backyards, and anywhere bananas may appear.

• Temperament: Mischievous, energetic, prone to squeaking when engaged.

• Adaptations: Extra-long limbs for easy tossing; double-stitched seams and mesh underlayer for survival; squeaker call to announce his presence.