Fluff & Tuff Oliver Frog – The Pond’s Green Menace

“Deep in the shimmering wetlands of Blackie’s Backyard lives Oliver Frog, the amphibious marvel that has single-handedly redefined the word fun. This is no ordinary pond dweller — Oliver is a 10-ounce package of high-velocity joy, powered by springs of pure mischief and the firm belief that sleep is a waste of daylight.

When released into the wild of your living room, Oliver can out-jump boredom by three body lengths. His reinforced hide shrugs off canine fangs with the same disdain a bullfrog gives to a mayfly, and his cheerful grin mocks lesser toys that have already met their soggy end.

Few creatures combine power and personality in such perfect proportion: shake him, toss him, fetch him — he demands it all. Then, when the day’s excitement has subsided and the sun sets over the marsh, Oliver becomes something almost sacred — a small, soft reminder that joy is best when shared between species.

Do not delay. Dogs across the continent are leaping for Oliver Frog, and once he’s gone, he’ll be as hard to find as a lily pad in January.”

Species Notes:

• Size: Medium — approximately 10 inches of pure amphibious enthusiasm.

• Weight: Balanced for fetch, powerful in flight.

• Habitat: Muddy carpets, sofa ponds, and backyard shallows.

• Temperament: Irrepressible, fearless, cheerfully unhinged.

• Adaptations: Reinforced seams for heroic leaps; soft plush skin for nighttime companionship; aerodynamic limbs for distance tosses.