Fluff & Tuff Squirt Octopus – The Jester of the Tidepools

“From the bubbling shallows of Blackie’s Backyard emerges Squirt Octopus, an 8-inch whirlpool of curiosity and comic timing. With eight legs and zero hesitation, Squirt turns every puddle, pillow, and paw into a playground of gleeful mayhem.

Don’t be fooled by his size — this pint-sized prankster commands the respect of creatures ten times his girth. His flexible limbs are perfect for hide-and-seek ambushes, quick escapes, or a good-natured tug-of-war that ends in laughter. His soft, velvety skin hides the heart of a true ocean adventurer — durable, dependable, and always in search of the next giggle.

Whether he’s hiding under the couch, dangling from a jaw, or presiding over bath-time battles, Squirt proves that fun doesn’t come in waves — it comes in tentacles.

Dive in and claim your Squirt before he disappears back into the reef of legends.”

Species Notes:

• Height: 8 inches from crown to tentacle tip.

• Weight: Small — compact but courageous.

• Habitat: Sofa reefs, bathtub bays, and backyard tidepools.

• Temperament: Goofy, energetic, endlessly loyal.

• Adaptations: Eight plush arms for lively play; reinforced stitching for durability; soft body for snuggles after splashdown.